Scientific Look at Fruits and Juice

A fruit is defined by something that can create juice when squished. 
Juice is defined as liquid that moves. 
Therefore:
Coal is a fruit that produces the juice oil.
Ice is the fruit that produces the juice commonly known as water: Ice juice.
Bananas and Avocados are not fruits as they produce mush.  No one cares about them.  Not fruits.
Carrots= fruits.
Tomatoes= fruits.
Glass=fruit? questionable... still being researched.

this information was brought to you by Dr. Clark and Dr. Cutlet, Prof Mead, Master Rinderknecht, and student unpaid intern Sheaff.

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